It's Friday. Sex?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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