there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Pants are for mortals
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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