Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Just high enough for therapy.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Randomize
