Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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