no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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