butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Enjoy the penises
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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