do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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