the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
