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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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