So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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