was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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