he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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