So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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