are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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