he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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