There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
You have to summon your inner elephant
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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