I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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