I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
