I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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