Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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