Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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