some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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