I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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