I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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