so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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