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(678): View more from Georgia

you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.

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(214): View more from Texas

call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight

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(417): View more from Missouri

My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.

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(512): View more from Texas

He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.

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(406): View more from Montana

I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage

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(812): View more from Indiana

I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila

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(513): View more from Ohio

While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.

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(706): View more from Georgia

Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.

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