she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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