we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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