I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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