can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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