god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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