hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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