Duck Duck Cougar?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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