porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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