Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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