So drunk its hurt
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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