okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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