Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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