yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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