WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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