I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
She's the barista slut.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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