My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
