yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
