I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize