She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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