I got chris browned last night
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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