Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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