It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Of course I have a pirate flag
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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