We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i love accidental penises.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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