i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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