I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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