dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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