I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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