I need help removing her.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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