Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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