so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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