Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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