My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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